Digital Privateers


"A pacifist male is a contradiction in terms.
Most self-described "pacifists" are not pacific; they simply assume false colors.
When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger."
--Robert Heinlein

"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good,
God would permit us to be pirates."
-Mark Twain
The crew (and other hardy mates!)

Three-masted Beej The Dread Pirate Bapper Bos'n Petruchio Cap'n Ajax Ice Captain Harlock Galleymaster Rodmur The Pirate
The Wench Neko-Chan The Kuch! The bos'ns wench (hands off, me scurvy lads) The Wench Klaar The Phigromancer Aft Flagstay First Mate
The Froggy Cos'n Bastich El Jota Helmsman The man in the yellow @ Quartermaster Dem bones dem bones.
Deck Hand Don't drink the water. Not Mike D. Steve D. Bitch of Nine Tails Dinghy Handler The Helmsman's Wench (hands off, dogs) Cabin Boy
Confucius say:

Sailing the seas of cheese since early 1998.
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