| Pirate Title: | Leader of the Band |
| Name: | Sea-Cap'n Ajax |
| Age: | 52 |
| Height/Weight: | 1.82m, 363 kg |
| Future dreams: | Overthow the corporate swine. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Isn't life stra-a-a-ange?" |
| Beverage of choice: | Orange Juice |
| Food item of choice: | Hiruderu-fia maki |
| Music of choice: | Tom Waits, Moody Blues |
| OS of choice: | Any Linux that doesn't run on an Intel chip. |
| Areas of Expertise: | Ontological Solopsism and Nihilism and its Sociological Ramifications, Unix System Administration, Linguistics |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | E+8 N+12 F+12 X+0 |
| Star Wars Identity: | C3PO |
