Pirate Profile: Big Pirate
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| Pirate Title: | Dread Pirate Bapper |
| Name: | Bapper |
| Age: | 2 |
| Height/Weight: | 12m/678 cloves of garlick |
| Future dreams: | Crush Microsoft |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Your mom..." |
| Beverage of choice: | Mountain Dew. |
| Food item of choice: | Any spicy item |
| Music of choice: | Metallica |
| OS of choice: | Linux |
| Star Wars Identity: | Han Solo/Chewbacca |
