Pirate Profile: The Bastich
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| Pirate Title: | Father Perl |
| Name: | The Bastich |
| Age: | 25 solar cycles |
| Height/Weight: | Infinite/Finite |
| Future dreams: | To own every comic book ever |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Leave me alone and draw your own stinkin' strip!" |
| Beverage of choice: | Cognac |
| Food item of choice: | Chow Mein |
| Music of choice: | They might be giants and other geek bands |
| OS of choice: | Still tinkering... |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | I+6 N+14 F+10 P+2 |
