Pirate Profile: Three-masted Beej
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| Pirate Title: | Three-masted Beej |
| Name: | Beej |
| Age: | 27, going on 15 |
| Height/Weight: | tall/21 gallons of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale |
| Future dreams: | The head of Bill Gates on a stick |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Argh! Fuck these guys." |
| Beverage of choice: | White ale |
| Food item of choice: | Bacon |
| Music of choice: | Iron Maiden |
| OS of choice: | Linux |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | E+6 N+8 T+2 P+18 |
| Star Wars Identity: | Yoda |
