Pirate Profile: Pirate Pony
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| Pirate Title: | Horse | |
| Name: | Pirate Pony | |
| Age: | Almost ideal | |
| Length/Weight: | Average | |
| Future dreams: | Making pretty things/Destroying the planet | |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Something." | |
| Beverage of choice: | Milk | |
| Food item of choice: | Chocolate cake, chicken nuggets | |
| Music of choice: | Misfits, M&M (Marilyn Manson), Velvet Underground | |
| OS of choice: | MacOS | |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | I+10 N+3 T+10 J+10 | |
| Star Wars Identity: | Sarlac Pit |
