Pirate Profile:
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| Pirate Title: | Big Scoop |
| Name: | Chris Hanna |
| Age: | 28 |
| Height/Weight: | 6'1", 165 lbs. |
| Future dreams: | To swim with the fishes and fly with the birds. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "He who fucks nuns will later join the church." |
| Beverage of choice: | Unsweetened Tea |
| Food item of choice: | Fish |
| Music of choice: | The Clash, Grant Lee Buffalo, REM |
| OS of choice: | Unix variants |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | I+6 N+12 T+2 P+10 |
