| Pirate Title: | Another Deck Hand |
| Name: | The Mighty Jason of Ancient Lore |
| Age: | Gorgonzola. |
| Height/Weight: | Fluctuates with level of arousal/Fluctuates with location in universe |
| Future dreams: | Gain powers to fashion shiny ornaments from pocket lint. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Nigga, PLEEZE." |
| Beverage of choice: | Glen Morangie 18 yr. (neat), a nice chianti |
| Food item of choice: | Pixie stix with fava beans |
| Music of choice: | not as angry as karim's, not as sexually ambiguous as pberry's |
| OS of choice: | AmigaOS 2.5 |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | Did not complete test.
Temperament is: Quitter. |
