| Pirate Title: | Intergalactic Woman of Mystery |
| Name: | Neko-Chan |
| Age: | 1,576,800,000 Deep House Beats |
| Height/Weight: | Depends on who I'm standing next to. |
| Future dreams: | To crush the enemies of the revolution. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "I'll need that code for when I rendezvous with the Russians." |
| Beverage of choice: | Shot of vodka with a gherkin and rye bread chaser* |
| Food item of choice: | Anything on your plate you're not gonna eat. |
| Music of choice: | Acid-Jazz, Industrial, Ska, straight jazz, Bowie, TMBG, Tom Waits |
| OS of choice: | What are they paying me to use these days? |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | I+10 N+10 T+6 J+4 |
