Pirate Profile: Mad Pirate Klaar
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| Pirate Title: | Mad Pirate Klaar |
| Name: | Klaar Ghalpr |
| Age: | 23 |
| Height/Weight: | 5'5"/120 |
| Future dreams: | Setting new standards of tetris excellence. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "It's not unhealthy, you're just jealous!" |
| Beverage of choice: | bier |
| Food item of choice: | cheesey and savory things |
| Music of choice: | The Pixies |
| OS of choice: | Linux |
