Pirate Profile: Mrs. Orange
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| Pirate Title: | Director of Whip-Cracking (Crackmaster) |
| Name: | Mrs. Orange |
| Age: | (mrorange.age + 3) |
| Height/Weight: | Not even gonna get into it... |
| Future dreams: | Win the New York Marathon |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Hey, Bucho!" |
| Beverage of choice: | Jamaican Lemonade |
| Food item of choice: | Bark, bugs, twigs and leaves |
| Music of choice: | !country !radio |
| OS of choice: | MacOS |
