| Pirate Title: | Keeper o' the Cat-o-Nine |
| Name: | Mistress Neefer, Warrior Bitch |
| Age: | Old enough to know better, young enough to still be able to do it well. |
| Height/Weight: | 6'0" in me mighty boots / a wee bit more than a keg o' beer. |
| Future dreams: | Pinky and The Brain have nothing on me. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Xena? I can kick her ass, no problem!" |
| Beverage of choice: | Diet Coke, with a Guiness chaser. |
| Food item of choice: | Anything without a face at the time of consumption. |
| Music of choice: | Anything with good enough bass to make your blood pound and your bosom heave. |
| OS of choice: | Unix/Linux |
| Star Wars Identity: | Princess Leia |
