| Pirate Title: | Lovable Bigot |
| Name: | Dale |
| Age: | Not much older than Jim. |
| Height/Weight: | 10"/Couple dozen solar masses (at least) |
| Future dreams: | To sing like Tamagno, Caruso, Lanza, Tucker and Domingo. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Porn is good." |
| Beverage of choice: | Anything, with a tequila chaser. |
| Food item of choice: | Green eggs and ham. |
| Music of choice: | anything but country (Course, if the girl is cute enough, I can probably like country, too. At least for one night.) |
| OS of choice: | The little thing from that unassuming dude from Finland. |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | I+6 N+2 T+12 P+6 |
| Star Wars Identity: | Han Solo/Chewbacca |
