Pirate Profile: Saska the Dreaded

Pirate Title:Aft Flagstayer
Name:Saska the Dreaded
Age:25. Has been for several years now.
Height/Weight:5'5". In this, I am a girl: you will never know my weight.
Future dreams:a midlife career change: foray into forensic science.
Recently quoted as saying:"I seem to have some extra bits left over."
Beverage of choice:Grape soda
Food item of choice:Mmmmm, bacon
Music of choice:80's nerd alternative (e.g. King Missile, Housemartins)
OS of choice:RedHat 6.2
Keirsey Temperament II:E+? S+? J+? F+?