Pirate Profile: The Kuch
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| Pirate Title: | The Smelly Dutchman |
| Name: | The Kuch |
| Age: | 569 development kernels |
| Height/Weight: | 8 red hats, 372 CD-ROMs |
| Future dreams: | Spare time. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "Fuck! Beej! It's burning!" |
| Beverage of choice: | Green Tea |
| Food item of choice: | God-damned muffins, anything with curry, bapper's beandip |
| Music of choice: | Are there other bends besides Rush? |
| OS of choice: | Whatever kernel was most recently downloaded/TD> |
