Pirate Profile: The Warlock
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| Pirate Title: | John the Magickall Beest |
| Name: | W. "Aaarr"lock |
| Age: | Indeterminate |
| Height/Weight: | Huge in a hurricane cloak |
| Future dreams: | On a pyramid with thousands of people shouting at me and waving little pickles. |
| Recently quoted as saying: | "host ajax.org" |
| Beverage of choice: | Blackthorn Cider |
| Food item of choice: | Vegetarians |
| Music of choice: | jk1 linux |
| OS of choice: | Linux |
| Keirsey Temperament II: | I+6 S+4 T+14 J+2 |
